Click and enjoy!
Friday, July 13, 2012
Art History can be fun!
I found this link on a friend's Facebook page. It's so great I had to share. This is the history of Art condensed to 3 minutes set to the music of Bohemian Rhapsody! Love!
Click and enjoy!
Click and enjoy!
Thursday, July 5, 2012
iPad blogging
So this post is a little test just to see if I can really blog from the iPad. If it works as easily as I hope I should post a little more often.....wonder how to post photos? Hey, I think I figured it out, cool!
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Photo A Day project.
Here's a little challenge for you. Grab your camera and . . . USE IT! Participate in Photo A Day; it causes you to really look, in a fresh and creative way, at your surroundings.
I love this idea. I love using me camera as a tool for catching small pieces of everyday life that we normally take for granted. I love using my camera....period! It's a cool camera... I think it loves me, too...I would rescue it from a burning building (okay maybe not a BURNING building...perhaps a smouldering building... which wouldn't be smouldering if I opened the door to run in because the oxygen would hit the smoulder area and cause it to burst into flames thus ruining my camera and making me smell like a freshly branded cow....did I mention the ADD is really bad tonight? Where was I??) Oh, yeah, rescuing my camera....I think I'll just keep it with me at all times actively reducing the threat of having to run into a burning building to rescue my camera. I love it when I solve a problem that I hope may never, ever happen; it's just good to be prepared.
Back tot his photo thing. Here are the rules: Look at the list, find the appropriate number that coincides with today's date and take a photo of the thing on the list. Easy breezy! (beautiful Covergirl) Did I mention I have the attention span of a gnat? I would set up a linky thing on here, but I don't know how and I'd probably just be embarrassed because only 3 people read my blog and I would feel really goofy if no one posted anything.
Just in case you are having trouble reading the list, I'll post it...because I'm just generous that way.
1. Peace 17. Snack
2. Skyline 18. Something you made
3. Something you wore today 19. A favorite place
4. Fun 20. Something you can't live without.
5. Bird 21. Where you stand
6. You 22. Pink
7. Something that inspires you 23. Technology
8 A smell you adore 24. Something new
9. Something you do everyday 25. unusual
10. A favorite word 26. 12 O'Clock
11. Kitchen 27. Something Sweet
12. Something that makes you happy 28. Tbe weather today
13. Mum 29. A number
14 Grass 30. The weather today
15 Love 31. Something beautiful
16. What you're reading
There is your list, now GET BUSY! (Shhhhhhh! I'll post mine in a couple of days....)
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Joy & Angst....
This is normally a source of joy....at least for me....my family might disagree....
I don't play very well; I don't read music very well; and I can only play in 3 keys (probably goes back to that not reading music thing). My mom's side of the family is very musical, they can all play instruments and play them well. I wish I had gotten more of that gene.
But today.....(there's that but)....this lovely little Baldwin beauty has become a source of my angst...along with that wonderful little dark blue songbook perched precariously on the music stand. (Don't you just love the Heavenly Highways Hymnal? I do...usually) Why are these normally wonderful things a source of angst? Because I have to play the piano, out of that songbook, in front of people Sunday morning. My palms are already sweaty. (Can you short out an electric piano with the sweat from your palms?)
It's Phyllis's fault, but I still love her....maybe. (wink) Phyllis is our church pianist. She plays by the notes (I wish I could do that). We have a young man in the church (really young, like 13 or 14) who wants to play his mandolin, so he is playing Sunday morning, a medley from the Heavenly Highways.... "I'll Have a New Life", "When We All Get To Heaven" and "I'll Fly Away". If you look in the songbook you will see that the first 2 are written in the key of C, if you look at page 54 you will notice that "I'll Fly Away" isn't. The problem, our mandolin player can only play in C, our pianist can only play by the notes. She asked me if I could play it in C (which I can, because that's one of the 3 keys I can pick out), and show her the notes. After showing her the notes she decided I needed to "expand my God-given talents" and play it Sunday morning instead of her.
Gasp! I'm having heart palpitations....seriously. We practiced tonight and our music director (James) is playing the guitar which sounds great, and Cameron is playing is mandolin; which sounds great, and I'm going to attempt to play the piano...which doesn't sound so great.
Pray for me, especially at 11am central daylight time on Sunday morning. The congregation will thank you. I will probably be hyperventillating into a paper bag around that time.
My family will be so glad when Sunday morning is over....I think they are already tired of these 3 songs.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Ahhh, that sweet dismissal bell...tone...noise...whatever.
Today was a good day.
The boys got around early this morning, and they didn't fight...well, maybe a couple of cross words, but I can deal with that.
My hair looked pretty good in spite of the rain.
My kids at school were well behaved.
The BETA Club, FCCLA, & FBLA clubs provided lunch for the teachers for teacher appreciation.
The sun came out, so I walked to the post office right after lunch (my conference hour),
and look what was waiting for me there!
I think I squealed in the post office. Thankfully we are in a very, very small town and no one was in there....except the postmaster....but we grew up together so he knows to overlook me.
My last 2 classes of the day only had 5 students each.
The final bell (beep...buzzer...tone...whatever it's called) rang at 3:07, and.........................................
The final bell (beep...buzzer...tone...whatever it's called) rang at 3:07, and.........................................
I'M OFFICIALLY ON SPRING BREAK UNTIL MARCH 26TH! (Oh yeah, it's ma birthday, it's ma birthday....well, not really, but I feel like it.)
Thanks to Pinterest I have many, many projects planned for this next week. I'll try to remember to share.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
I love sunshine!
It seems like my efforts to be a better blogger always fall a little short as life gets busier and busier. Someday I'll have a chance to blog often . . . . maybe.
So here's what we've been up to the last few days (because there have been so many days since I last blogged I don't remember them all)
Thursday it was unseasonably warm. We're talking 76 degrees on February 23rd. I thought I was dreaming and we were really in Florida instead of Arkansas. Just for you skeptics, here's the proof!
Thursday it was unseasonably warm. We're talking 76 degrees on February 23rd. I thought I was dreaming and we were really in Florida instead of Arkansas. Just for you skeptics, here's the proof!
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| February 23, 2012 |
This sweet boy decided I needed a big boquet of sunshine. We're really enjoying them!
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| I love this sweet boy!
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I've rediscovered my love of pencil.
I think I'll be drawing more since I remembered how to do it.
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| Drawn from a snapshot I took of Logan. I think he was 2. My baby is growing up too fast. I promise if you see the drawing in person he really doesn't look cross-eyed! |
That's it for now. I need to get some pictures uploaded from my camera before I do another blog post so it may be a while. Until then. May you be blessed, and have a wonderful spring. I'm calling it spring. I don't want more cold.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Crystal Bridges & the Native American Museum
Better late than never, right? Here is just a small sampling of the shots I took last Thursday at the Native American Museum and the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art. Both are located in Bentonville, AR, and both are definitely worth checking out.
Now let's go native!
There was something representing each nation, but I don't remember exactly which headdresses were which, but they were all absolutely amazing! The craftsmanship and detail are just beautiful beyond words!
Now let's go native!
There was something representing each nation, but I don't remember exactly which headdresses were which, but they were all absolutely amazing! The craftsmanship and detail are just beautiful beyond words!
Take a really close look at this hat and necklace. The hat is made from a bear paw and the necklace is a bearclaw necklace....looks like a piece of the bear's paw, too. Now I know why the Apache were considered a very strong, fearless nation....anyone who kills a bear with a bow and arrow deserves respect!
This case was filled with ceremonial dance fans and were awesomely gorgeous just like the headdresses. I wanted the peacock one on the left...but I think the museum people would have frowned on that so I took a picture instead.
Hey, there's my Mamma in a tee-pee.....
There were so many things at the Native American Museum, you should go and check it out yourself. I fell in love with the textiles and pottery.
Our next stop was Crystal Bridges. If you don't know anything about this place you need to change that...soon. To help further your education here's a link to Crystal Bridges. If I ever see Alice Walton I'm going to hug her neck for creating this wonderful, magical place.....but she would probably just call security because she would wonder who was this strange, crazy woman trying to choke her....
We were treated to a box lunch (which was very good, and the same can be purchased in the museum cafe) then a tour guide came to take our group through the galleries. (yes, gallerIES plural, it's fabulous...I could live there....but then there's that whole security thing)
The galleries are seperated by chronological order, so the older American art was the first we passed through. We didn't slow down much because our tour guide was on a mission. She led us directly to this...
A painting by Asher B. Durand entitled "Kindred Spirits". Durand was one of the members of the Hudson River School of artists who really focused on nature and landscapes. Google Hudson River School...that's your homework for today....there might be a quiz.
On to the next gallery and I seriously started having heart palpitations. There was a MARY CASSATT painting! Gasp! The ONLY American to exhibit with Claude Monet and Pierre Auguste Renoir... Do you think either of those men touched this painting?
Some of you may not be experiencing the awe and joy as me, but let me tell you, for an Art teacher this was better than an Elvis!
Now, no self-respecting, world-class exhibit of American Art could ever be complete without a little Norman Rockwell, and who better to represent the American people but "Rosie the Riveter" herself. Yes ma'am, there she is, halo and all...and her foot is placed not-so-delicately upon a copy of Hitler's "Meine Kampf". Take that, mustache boy! Look at those guns on Rosie, she could give you a whippin' and make you like it!
Would you like to guess what was on the wall adjacent to Rosie? A self portrait by Grant Wood! Oh yes, THE Grant Wood who painted American Gothic (with the little old couple, a pitchfork, and a gothic window) I'm pretty sure by this time Mom had bruises on her arm from me digging my fingers in while saying, "Look! Look! There's a Grant Wood......."
Continuing through the galleries, you will eventually come to the 20th century rooms, and there you will find Andy Warhol's "Dolly Parton"
And you will also find a Roy Lichtenstein sculpture. I took several of this one because I really think the hubs can make me one of these....the man's a master with a welder!
So, there's your brief tour. I have tons more photos, but Blogger was being a little cranky tonight and I couldn't get them to load. I may have to add those later.
photography
I found this on Facebook and discovered you can't pin to Pinterest from Facebook. GASP! So I decided to "borrow" it and post it here so I can put it on Pinterest. I think I have a slight addiction to Pinterest. I may need a support group.
Is this not one of the sweetest shots you've ever seen?!! Lindsay, guess what I want to do with you, Lance, and Bennett (when he gets here). I think we can add Landon's little hands in there somewhere, too.
Is this not one of the sweetest shots you've ever seen?!! Lindsay, guess what I want to do with you, Lance, and Bennett (when he gets here). I think we can add Landon's little hands in there somewhere, too.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Crystal Bridges
I'm so excited, tomorrow I'm going here....Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art
I am so excited about this trip. I've read as many articles on the place as I can find. It is a great Museum founded by AliceWalton (daughter of Mr.Wal-Mart himself) and contains her expansive and expensive collection of American Art. What makes this place unique is the fact there is no admission. Wal-Mart donated something like 20 million dollars to cover admission fees forever....or at least for a very long time.
I also found out I can take my camera in the museum, so the big Nikon is charged and rearin' to go...okay, maybe it's just ready and I'm rearin'
I also found out I can take my camera in the museum, so the big Nikon is charged and rearin' to go...okay, maybe it's just ready and I'm rearin'
While I had planned a witty post for tonight about the goings on the Jennings clan, my eyes have other plans. For some reason they just won't stay open.....I shall succumb to the Sandman. In the meantime, check back in sometime and, with a little luck and a few cups of coffee, see the photos I'll have.
You'll probably want to add Crystal Bridges in Bentonville, Arkansas to your bucket list.
You'll probably want to add Crystal Bridges in Bentonville, Arkansas to your bucket list.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Why?
Why do we place limits on ourselves that often seem ridiculous? I had promised myself to blog more often, but I have this crazy idea that a blog post just isn't worth reading unless there are photos included. I know, that's a really dumb thought, but that is how my mind works. So many times I typed out a post only to delete it because I didn't have a photo to go with it.
Maybe it's intimidation. I read other blogs and they are filled with adorable photos of smiling children, or full of "how to" photos of the most fantastically, creative ideas. I've got nothin'.
On another note, Casey and I are embarking on a new, creative adventure. We are working together to do a little photography. We have decided to call our little business "Oh Shoot! Photography" I guess I do have a slight creative juice left.
Maybe it's intimidation. I read other blogs and they are filled with adorable photos of smiling children, or full of "how to" photos of the most fantastically, creative ideas. I've got nothin'.
On another note, Casey and I are embarking on a new, creative adventure. We are working together to do a little photography. We have decided to call our little business "Oh Shoot! Photography" I guess I do have a slight creative juice left.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
3 more days...
until this movie opens at our "local" theater.
So that's all you're getting from me, you need to go see the movie....go to the matinee and look for us, we will be the ones wearing the "Winter" and "Clearwater Marine Aquarium" t-shirts....Logan said we had to wear them when we go see the movie...I've promised, but I love the shirt! (mine's pink, his is aqua blue with dolphins on it, come say hi)
Just in case you want to know a little more about her...I'm that way, I always want to know more....you can access the CMA website at www.seewinter.com
It was produced by the same studio that made The Blind Side, and that movie was awesome! This weekend is the nationwide opening of Dolphin Tale, so get out and support this movie and show those big Hollywood studios that we want GOOD things to watch, not this trashy, violet, foul-mouthed stuff that seems to be so popular. Just in case you are in the Mtn. Home area, it's showing at Sun Valley Cinema (they didn't pay me to give them a plug, either....but if you go to their website they do have a coupon for free popcorn....and who doesn't love movie popcorn?
Now, about this girl. Her name is Winter, she is a bottlenose dolphin, and is a permanent resident of the Clearwater Marine Aquarium. She was still a baby when she was found beached with her tail caught in the monofilament line of a crab trap. It was so damaged her tail had to be amputated just to save her life. True story.
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| Winter with her prosthesis |
Winter learned, against all odds, to swim without a tail, and thanks to one persistent kid, she ended up as the first "fish" with a prosthesis...which was made by a doctor who normally makes human prosthetics.
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| Winter without the prosthesis, she is so amazing! |
Just in case you want to know a little more about her...I'm that way, I always want to know more....you can access the CMA website at www.seewinter.com
Monday, September 5, 2011
Labor Day weekend
Saturdays are always busy around here, and holiday weekends are no exception. We didn't have any super fun plans, though(....well, except Casey, she left Friday for the Chuck Wagon races.... I've said a prayer... I hope her guardian angels can fly fast!) I was determined to get the basement room set up like a living room for the kids (thanks, Mom, for the couch and recliner). Chris had some things to do (always), Logan was into something, several somethings, actually, and Austin went with Rich to take Rosie to get her hooves trimmed before the district fair. (She got a little heifer pedicure! ) Nothing out of the ordinary, but I like ordinary days.
Well, maybe "nothing out of the ordinary" isn't exactly correct, we did add a new family member. Her name is Charley, and she is an Australian Shepherd puppy. She is so cute! (I could so be the crazy dog lady...if Chris would let me)
I wish I had more witty things to say, but I'm watching the Dance Moms marathon on Lifetime. It's like watching a train wreck, but I can't look away!
Maybe I'll post again later....
Well, maybe "nothing out of the ordinary" isn't exactly correct, we did add a new family member. Her name is Charley, and she is an Australian Shepherd puppy. She is so cute! (I could so be the crazy dog lady...if Chris would let me)
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| Austin, Logan, and Miss Charley |
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| CJ checking out his new sister. |
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| Darrell was a little miffed, he's afraid he will lose his alpha dog status....not happening, he's still the boss. |
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| The boys ran off and left her this morning, she was sad until they came back. |
I wish I had more witty things to say, but I'm watching the Dance Moms marathon on Lifetime. It's like watching a train wreck, but I can't look away!
Maybe I'll post again later....
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Times...they are a changin'
30 years ago....notes were taken on paper with a pen or pencil; today we have laptops, iPads, and Palm Pilots.
30 years ago...you found books at the library or a bookstore, you held a book in your hand an dogeared pages to keep your place; today we have Kindles, Nooks, and iPads with millions of books at the touch of a button.
30 years ago...you could call a company or business and the phone was answered by a real, live person; today we are greeted by a recorded voice who prompts us to "press one", "press two" , "enter the extension number of your party followed by the pound key."
30 years ago...we wrote letters, made phone calls, and met friends at the local hangout; today we interact through email, Facebook, Twitter, and other social media.
30 years ago...Microfiche was cutting edge technology which helped you locate your research topics in books in the library or newspaper; today the internet brings information to our fingertips twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.
30 years ago...cameras used film and photos took several days to process; today we photos are seen instantly on a digital screen.
30 years ago...telephones were land lines and were located in our homes (some still attached to the wall via a curly cord), and only made phone calls; today cell phones fit easily in our pockets and contain texting, internet, digital cameras, address books, music players, games, and can make calls.
30 years ago...cable tv offered around 30 channels and was available in towns or cities, those of us in rural areas got 3 channels from an antenna (if the weather was just right); today satellite tv provides us with 300+ channels and kids complain "there's nothing on tv!"
30 years ago...kids were taught respect and responsibility at home, parents sided with teachers, and corporal punishment was common practice and accepted; today many parents are absent, respect has been replaced by entitlement, teachers are often told, "what happens at school is your problem", and spanking in school can be grounds for a lawsuit.
If the increase in technology means the demise of good, moral character have we truly improved society? If the answer is yes, what does the future hold? What has happened to personal interaction? I despise the "self checkout" lanes in stores, and think we are losing something very important by replacing people with machines.
Though we may worry and wonder what the future will bring, we can always count on one thing....
For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to
harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jeremiah 29:11
30 years ago...you found books at the library or a bookstore, you held a book in your hand an dogeared pages to keep your place; today we have Kindles, Nooks, and iPads with millions of books at the touch of a button.
30 years ago...you could call a company or business and the phone was answered by a real, live person; today we are greeted by a recorded voice who prompts us to "press one", "press two" , "enter the extension number of your party followed by the pound key."
30 years ago...we wrote letters, made phone calls, and met friends at the local hangout; today we interact through email, Facebook, Twitter, and other social media.
30 years ago...Microfiche was cutting edge technology which helped you locate your research topics in books in the library or newspaper; today the internet brings information to our fingertips twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.
30 years ago...cameras used film and photos took several days to process; today we photos are seen instantly on a digital screen.
30 years ago...telephones were land lines and were located in our homes (some still attached to the wall via a curly cord), and only made phone calls; today cell phones fit easily in our pockets and contain texting, internet, digital cameras, address books, music players, games, and can make calls.
30 years ago...cable tv offered around 30 channels and was available in towns or cities, those of us in rural areas got 3 channels from an antenna (if the weather was just right); today satellite tv provides us with 300+ channels and kids complain "there's nothing on tv!"
30 years ago...kids were taught respect and responsibility at home, parents sided with teachers, and corporal punishment was common practice and accepted; today many parents are absent, respect has been replaced by entitlement, teachers are often told, "what happens at school is your problem", and spanking in school can be grounds for a lawsuit.
If the increase in technology means the demise of good, moral character have we truly improved society? If the answer is yes, what does the future hold? What has happened to personal interaction? I despise the "self checkout" lanes in stores, and think we are losing something very important by replacing people with machines.
Though we may worry and wonder what the future will bring, we can always count on one thing....
For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to
harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jeremiah 29:11
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Oh, Food Network....
you've done it again, and I'm not disappointed!
I've been waiting all week for this new show with the Pioneer Woman, and it was definitely worth the wait! (This woman cooks food that my family will actually eat with ingredients you can find in rural Arkansas....she's in rural Oklahoma....no black truffles and fresh lobsters around these parts.
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| Ree Drummond aka: the Pioneer Woman. |
So, what was the fantastic gastronomical delights she had today....chicken fried steak! You just can't beat a good chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and white gravy. I've had to wipe the drool from my chin more than once this morning.
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| Chicken fried steak....be still my heart! |
Monday, August 22, 2011
15 Years....
....That is the number of years I have been a teacher in the Arkansas public school system. I've learned many things in the last 15 years, so I thought I'd share a few with you, just in case you might choose to go into the field of education, or if you've ever just wondered....(I wonder about things like that)
Here you go, here are my top 10 in random order (aka: the order they pop into my head):
1.(because this is the one that is bugging me today) Energy drinks, (such as Amp, Nos, Monster, Rockstar, Red Bull, or the numerous other caffeine laden sugar laced liquid of choice) should NOT be sold to anyone under the age of 20, ESPECIALLY before 5 pm! (this will give said obnoxious side effects to run through the system of a teenager before they must report back to school.
.... but wait, there's more..... Should these companies balk at the idea of not selling these products to teens, they should be forced to spend 8 hours locked in a room with Monster swilling teens, while making them fill in the bubbles on a standardized testing form. I think we would definitely see a change in sales policies.
2. Spending exhorbitant amounts of money on jeans with holes is just.....stupid. Give me the same amount of cash you spend on a new, torn up pair of Silver jeans and I will soon be able to purchase that mobile Mac lab for students. Should you still want jeans with holes, go buy a cheap pair and sign up for a shop class....preferably welding....trust me, using a welder or a grinder will soon put many stylish holes in your jeans. I know this because the hubs welds and we have many, many pairs of jeans and long sleeved shirts with stylish holes...they are even singed around the edges so not to fray, and all it cost was the price of regular old pair of Wranger 13MWZ's.
3. Teachers do not want to see the color of your underwear. We would prefer you keep it covered at all times. This also includes cleavage (for girls), and the slogan "Say NO to crack" applies to more than just drugs.
Four. (yeah, my numeral four key is broken...it was the result of an unfortunate orange soda accident....which is my next little tip) If you have your own, personal children in your classroom after school, ban them from your desk, especially if they are arguing with each other and one happens to have an orange soda in his hand.
5. Be a lifelong learner, listen, be open to new ideas and thoughts....though it is still very difficult for me not to think of Pluto as a planet. Poor Pluto, wonder how he feels about being demoted? (and you thought I was going say something really profound when you read that first sentence!)
6. Go when you can, not when you have to. Roadtrip bathroom rules apply for school days, too, the minute you walk out of that classroom, chaos will ensue. (This one is especially helpful for new teachers.)
7. Your classroom is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship, you are Hitler...or Ghengis Khan....or Ivan the Terrible....or Leona Helmsley. Let them know that the first day, but also let them know dictatorships can be fun if they will obey.
8. Air freshener, Scentsy, Febreeze, and other good smelling products are your friends, keep them on hand at all times.....especially if you have 8th grade boys in the afternoon.....
9. Teachers are allowed to act goofy (at times) and make mistakes, and when we laugh at our mistakes it makes us more "real". Teachers can also sing to their students....lovely little ditties that will be stuck in their heads the rest of the day....it's a form of mind control...."Oh where is my hairbrush, oh where is my hairbrush, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh wheeeeeerrrreeee, is my hairbrush!" (works on students from grades 7-12, I have not yet had the opportunity to test it on younger victims, but now all I have to say is "Do I need to sing the HAIRBRUSH song?"
10. You will not change every single child that comes through your room, but don't stop trying to change the world; if you make an impact on one, you have touched the future. Results aren't immediate, it may take several years to know you have had a positive influence on a young life; it is worth the wait.
11. (yes, I said 10, but I also said as they pop into my head, so here's a bonus tip) Sometimes kids don't need to listen, they need to talk and be heard. We teach, but we also listen. You never know what is going on in the home or the life of one of your students, always remember, "Be kind to everyone, you never know what kind of battle someone is fighting."
I can have fun with the tips, but as long as I can remember, I have wanted to be a teacher. I remember lining stuffed animals up in chairs and teaching them things on a little slate (yes, I was a huge fan of Laura Ingalls and just had to have one of those little slates. If you don't know what a slate is, look it up....be a lifelong learner.) Yes, I could make lots more money being a graphic designer, but a part of me would be missing. I love my job, I love my school, and I love my kids....all my kids....even the ones who show up with an energy drink.
Here you go, here are my top 10 in random order (aka: the order they pop into my head):
1.(because this is the one that is bugging me today) Energy drinks, (such as Amp, Nos, Monster, Rockstar, Red Bull, or the numerous other caffeine laden sugar laced liquid of choice) should NOT be sold to anyone under the age of 20, ESPECIALLY before 5 pm! (this will give said obnoxious side effects to run through the system of a teenager before they must report back to school.
.... but wait, there's more..... Should these companies balk at the idea of not selling these products to teens, they should be forced to spend 8 hours locked in a room with Monster swilling teens, while making them fill in the bubbles on a standardized testing form. I think we would definitely see a change in sales policies.
2. Spending exhorbitant amounts of money on jeans with holes is just.....stupid. Give me the same amount of cash you spend on a new, torn up pair of Silver jeans and I will soon be able to purchase that mobile Mac lab for students. Should you still want jeans with holes, go buy a cheap pair and sign up for a shop class....preferably welding....trust me, using a welder or a grinder will soon put many stylish holes in your jeans. I know this because the hubs welds and we have many, many pairs of jeans and long sleeved shirts with stylish holes...they are even singed around the edges so not to fray, and all it cost was the price of regular old pair of Wranger 13MWZ's.
3. Teachers do not want to see the color of your underwear. We would prefer you keep it covered at all times. This also includes cleavage (for girls), and the slogan "Say NO to crack" applies to more than just drugs.
Four. (yeah, my numeral four key is broken...it was the result of an unfortunate orange soda accident....which is my next little tip) If you have your own, personal children in your classroom after school, ban them from your desk, especially if they are arguing with each other and one happens to have an orange soda in his hand.
5. Be a lifelong learner, listen, be open to new ideas and thoughts....though it is still very difficult for me not to think of Pluto as a planet. Poor Pluto, wonder how he feels about being demoted? (and you thought I was going say something really profound when you read that first sentence!)
6. Go when you can, not when you have to. Roadtrip bathroom rules apply for school days, too, the minute you walk out of that classroom, chaos will ensue. (This one is especially helpful for new teachers.)
7. Your classroom is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship, you are Hitler...or Ghengis Khan....or Ivan the Terrible....or Leona Helmsley. Let them know that the first day, but also let them know dictatorships can be fun if they will obey.
8. Air freshener, Scentsy, Febreeze, and other good smelling products are your friends, keep them on hand at all times.....especially if you have 8th grade boys in the afternoon.....
9. Teachers are allowed to act goofy (at times) and make mistakes, and when we laugh at our mistakes it makes us more "real". Teachers can also sing to their students....lovely little ditties that will be stuck in their heads the rest of the day....it's a form of mind control...."Oh where is my hairbrush, oh where is my hairbrush, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh wheeeeeerrrreeee, is my hairbrush!" (works on students from grades 7-12, I have not yet had the opportunity to test it on younger victims, but now all I have to say is "Do I need to sing the HAIRBRUSH song?"
10. You will not change every single child that comes through your room, but don't stop trying to change the world; if you make an impact on one, you have touched the future. Results aren't immediate, it may take several years to know you have had a positive influence on a young life; it is worth the wait.
11. (yes, I said 10, but I also said as they pop into my head, so here's a bonus tip) Sometimes kids don't need to listen, they need to talk and be heard. We teach, but we also listen. You never know what is going on in the home or the life of one of your students, always remember, "Be kind to everyone, you never know what kind of battle someone is fighting."
I can have fun with the tips, but as long as I can remember, I have wanted to be a teacher. I remember lining stuffed animals up in chairs and teaching them things on a little slate (yes, I was a huge fan of Laura Ingalls and just had to have one of those little slates. If you don't know what a slate is, look it up....be a lifelong learner.) Yes, I could make lots more money being a graphic designer, but a part of me would be missing. I love my job, I love my school, and I love my kids....all my kids....even the ones who show up with an energy drink.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Life's a whirlwind!
The last few weeks of summer have been nothing less than a flurry of activity! My great intentions of blogging more this summer just didn't happen.....the sad part; I actually had something fun to blog about! We had a nice mini vacation in Florida, but I was sans computer....and I didn't hate it!
Here's the summer in a nutshell:
Memphis, weddings, workshops, t-ball, dolphins, swimming, bicycles, roadtrips, family, battleships, beaches, Loretta, and FLORIDA!
Yep, F-L-O-R-I-D-A! Casey was in a wedding in Florida so the boys and I loaded up and went, too. It was so nice and relaxing, and so much fun to see Austin & Logan as they saw the ocean for the first time.
So, enough with words....let's have some pictures!
Whew! I'm tired now, summer was busy, but it was definitely fun.
Here's the summer in a nutshell:
Memphis, weddings, workshops, t-ball, dolphins, swimming, bicycles, roadtrips, family, battleships, beaches, Loretta, and FLORIDA!
Yep, F-L-O-R-I-D-A! Casey was in a wedding in Florida so the boys and I loaded up and went, too. It was so nice and relaxing, and so much fun to see Austin & Logan as they saw the ocean for the first time.
So, enough with words....let's have some pictures!
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| Nicole and Brendan Shay. It was so much fun shooting their wedding photos! |
| My little T-ball player and his cutie coach! (Love these guys!) |
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| This kid could definitely be a beach bum, he LOVED it....and he loved bringing me sandcrabs...gotta love those boys! |
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| Well, it only took about 20 shots to get the youngest child to act somewhat serious and let me take a beach picture. |
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| My boys wading in the Gulf of Mexico at sunset. |
| Thanks to a GPS who sent us the long way to Mobile, AL, we found out that Guin, Alabama is home of the POST IT! Who knew?!! |
| Rear guns of the USS Alabama. Look right under the gun on the left, those tiny little things are folding chairs. Yeah, aren't you glad you weren't flying a Japanese plane during WWII...me, too. |
| Boys love guns. |
| It's not often you can take a little rest on an anchor chain. |
| Florida sunset. |
| Casey & Mary Kate on Signal Point, Signal Mtn., TN |
| Signal Point....beautiful! |
| Lookout Mtn., TN That's the city of Chattanooga in the distance. |
| The boys weren't too keen on posing, but look who was. |
| A little sidetrip on the way home....waved, just in case Loretta was home and looking out the window. I'm sure she didn't know we were going to drive by or she would have run right out! LOL. |
| See that blue and white sign in the middle, yep that says ARKANSAS...it was the prettiest sign I saw on the whole trip, even with dead bugs splattered and crusted on the windshield. |
Whew! I'm tired now, summer was busy, but it was definitely fun.
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